"hey mrs. lipstick, do you still have the day of the week earrings your little angel gave to you for Christmas?"
"Yes! I'm wearing them now. See?"
"Are those for Thursday?"
"Um... no, I think they were for Monday."
"But it's Thursday." (Thursday's earrings are fairly hideous pink hearts)
"Well, I really like these."
"But today is Thursday."
"Yes, well... maybe these were for Thursday. Show me that great writing you've been working on..."