Wednesday, April 2, 2008

new job description

i'm watching espn and they just interviewed a woman whose job description is "fantasy injury expert". I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sounds like something i too can add to my resume.

"mrs lipstick, i'm bleeding" child holds up a perfectly fine finger.
"Wow. And you're so brave! Good job. Go play!"

"mrs lipstick, my tummy hurts!"
"Oh no! Go get a drink of water."

"my foot hurts!"
"good think you don't need your foot for writing!" (on evil days).

"i have a headache!"
"i know. me too."

I don't know what qualifies you to be a fantasy injury expert, but I totally think my co-workers and I are experienced with fantasy injuries.

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