a child today crept up behind me and asked, "excuse me, mrs. lipstick, do you have a mr. lipstick?"
"um, yes, i do have a mr. lipstick."
"oh, then you shouldn't say you just have a cat when i ask if you have children. you don't just have a cat. you have a cat and a mr. lipstick"
yes, yes i do.
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