Thursday, February 19, 2009

what do you have?

a child today crept up behind me and asked, "excuse me, mrs. lipstick, do you have a mr. lipstick?"

"um, yes, i do have a mr. lipstick."

"oh, then you shouldn't say you just have a cat when i ask if you have children. you don't just have a cat. you have a cat and a mr. lipstick"

yes, yes i do.

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