i was on gym duty wednesday morning when a second grader came up to me. "dude, mine is so much bigger than yours!" he said.
"excuse me?" i asked, scared to even know what he was talking about.
"see" he put his hand under his shirt and pulled out a fake gold chain with a large plastic cross covered in fake diamonds.
he pointed to the small, tasteful celtic cross i was wearing.
"mine's SO MUCH bigger!" he announced and then gave a high five to his friend.