my previous post being said, the best quotes from parent conferences as of yet:
"you all make him keep his hands to himself? no wonder he's chaffing under his arms. no, i'm serious! all that keeping his hands to himself is hurting him!"
one has to wonder, why the rest of us don't have serious chaffing problems under our arms since we keep our arms to ourselves as well...
"what does your daughter like to do at home? does she like to draw?"
"yeah, she likes to color. on the table and the walls."
ok, well, great lead into discussing the behavior we're seeing at school. and now we assume you wont be shocked...
i love these meetings.