So some scientists have been putting a lot of thought into getting rid of lice and they finally found something that works- and not just works but kills the eggs.
Elementary teachers everywhere are crying with happiness and relief.
Now we just need to get our hands on one of these contraptions.
I'd like to write a grant for my school to purchase one of these machines so that our kids will stop missing school because of these awful bugs. There has got to be a correlation between test scores and lice... Kill the lice, raise the scores, right?