my bff and i were reading a book in the hallway when my kindergarten class walked by. and of course, in the true nature of kindergarten, each and every one had to say hello to me as though they hadn't seen me since i left their room 30 minutes before.
my bff stood up, threw his body in front of me, arms stretched out as though he was protecting me from sometime awful.
no! he yelled. my mrs. lipstick. mine! go away!
1) we really have to work on sharing
2) we have to start prepping for next year when we'll no longer be bffs.