Oh, the boogers I've seen

I felt a light tap on my shoulder during reading workshop. I turned around slowly to find one of my sweet little girls standing behind me, holding out a tissue. A tissue filled with two of the largest boogers I've ever seen in my life. I don't understand how they came out of her nose since they were larger than her nostrils. She clearly didn't understand either because she looked at me in horror as she held out the tissue. As though showing someone
would make it less gross.
I don't know what's going around my room but everyone seems to be producing the same large, grey boogers. The joys of kindergarten.